Why My Way Is Way Better Than Your Way.

Lazy people bring the world forward.
Think about it...

Always hire a lazy person. A lazy person will always come up with a creative, energy efficient, time saving solution to any task at hand (often seconds before deadline, but still). A lazy person knows all the quick commands and keeps draft of every letter and e-mail ever sent (because they can be reused with only minor alterations, thus saving you the bother of writing the whole thing again). A lazy person knows how to delegate and is therefore not at all likely to need time off for stress-related illnesses, or any sick days at all really, since lack of stress is the best tool for maintaining a good immune defence. Also, lazy people are usually very witty and droll, not rarely in a very dry manner, which is great for general work place morale.

And I can assure you it was a lazy person who invented the wheel. "Screw this walking malarchy, I'm gonna invent a device that stops me from ever having to drag foot across terra firma again" he thought and he did, too. Probably was a fairly shit prototype to start with though, what with lazy people usually being somewhat slap-dash when it comes to execution. Slightly squarish, I reckon.

I'm a lazy person. And I'm great. Now sod this, I'm off down the boozer.