Oh. No. Not. You. Again.

So yeah, the cat.

And it's not actually my cat. I don't even know the cat's real name, it just lives in my house and I feed it when I remember (it usually reminds me). We get along, mostly.

But, and it's a big but:

the cat hasn't pooped for three days now.

....

Yeah. She's gonna blow soon. And she's gonna do it when I'm at work. And it's not gonna happen in the litter tray, is it?