Steve Jobs Says Some Good Shit Sometimes.

"Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes.

The ones who see things differently - they're not fond of rules.

You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them, because they change things.

They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius: because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world...are the ones who do."



He's obviously talking about me. ^^

I have never failed so well-

I am so sick of my life.

I remember that time when I was left behind and that's what every day feels like now. I'm left behind and nobody even notices. I'm running and panting and stumbling to keep up and nobody even waits for me. I hate you all.

I will give you five euro if you wait for me.

They say when you find God and you find the meaning of life everything falls into place and you're all content and calm inside. Well I never found God but I guess he hounded me down but still my life has no meaning and I wish I was dead. I don't think God likes me much.

Only time I speak to God is when I ask him to please let me be dead tomorrow when I wake up. He never even pretends to care though.

This is the return of moi.

Right.

I know I've been dead slow with this blogging shit lately, but that's mainly because I've been...how shall I put it...lazy and bored...

Also I've fallen in love, been gravely disappointed, fallen off love, fallen in love again, realised it's more lust than love, accepted that lust can be more fun than love, so on and on and on. It's a hard knock life, innit, and then you die.

Also today was the day we should've been rapturized (if, indeed, that is a word) and I wasn't, so KINDA disappointed. Stairway to heaven would've been fun-ish but I'm still here. Guess we'll have to see what october brings. ^^

You happy now, Wyer??

=)

New Year New Schmear

I've made two resolutions for 2011:

1. I'm not cutting my fringe for the whole year.

2. I'm not buying one single thing on credit for the whole year.

I give it six weeks, knowing me.

Masculinity Is So Not Happening

My child says things like "I just love Martinis" and "could you stop being so dramatic?" on a daily basis.

A 21st century Noel Coward perhaps?

Bad Weather

There's shitloads of snow. Like, proper shitloads. Inches, four or five of them and degrees in the red night and day alike.

And yes, that is odd, because down here in the south we don't normally get snow till 'bout january, if that. White christmases are well rare, to put it bluntly. If you're an avid follower of this here blog (hey A, wazzup?!) you might recall how last year the snow set in just before New Year and stayed till March and that was uncommon enough, but like I said, shitloads. November. Not good. It's gonna be a long'un.

But on the positive me and Monster got ourselves one of them plastic bum-slidey-thingees today and went down the tiny hill out back about two million times.

Other than that I'm watching a fair bit of Nurse Jackie and going "oh you naughty woman" about every three seconds.

Whoa Now! <--- What Nev Schulman Should've Said But Never Did.

I just watched an absolutely awesome film called Catfish. Download it immediately (I should write "go buy it" but heck, who do I think I'm kidding) and let it be a lesson learned. Next time you're tempted to get saucy with some random hottie off the internet, just whisper Angela Pierce's name three times and all lusting will disappear like fog in sunshine.

Anyway, if you haven't seen it yet, do.

Also I have a small feverish dude in my house and he's veeeery poorly and can therefore only eat Kinder chocolate eggs. And being a mother stuck at home with said dude I can only eat chocolate marzipan logs. It's a fact.

Also also, tomorrow at 11 am (my time, not stupid America time thank you very mucho) I'll be in a v. imp. meeting regarding my new position at work. Yes people...I'm being promoted. Yay me and so on. Thank you, thank you, that's enough applause now.