Shut Up You're DIS-GHUS-TING.

Top Chef Canada is like the best TV show ever, but these judges should really learn not to speak with their mouths full.

Swallow before you speak. Any lady knows this.

Oh, and I borrowed the strip from here.

Life Fail?

Just watched 'The trip', that sort of documentary/road trip movie that Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon did, and yes, it's all fun and laughs isn't it? It's all impressions and witty convos and Coogan pulling hot birds half his age, but bloody watch it right through and effing repent people!

I'm terrified of ending up like Coogan. I admit it readily and openly, I'm bloody well terrified of being all free like a bird and all that shit. See, Brydon has a wife (albeit dead plain) and a kid (sort of cute) and they've blates missed him. What does Coogan have? Casual sex, yes. Bit of a rail or two, yes. Empty flat to return to, yes.

The most forced thirty seconds of that film is Coogan calling his US agent telling him he won't do a US pilot...'I've got kids'. Dude. The whole interior of that flat tells us you ain't got no bloody kids anywhere near you. Get real. Do they even call you dad? Are they older than your current shag or 'bout the same age?

I'm terrified I'm about to end up a Coogan. All I ever wanted was to be a Brydon. All I ever wanted was to have someone love me dammit, love me and put up with my crap. Brydon's got that, why not me?

Sand In Every Imaginable Crevice. Still Happy.

This is our beach. We can dig it.

I Can't Go To Bed When I Feel This Alone

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Unexpected expectations thrown at you from all sides and all of a sudden you're in need.

I never asked for it. I never wanted what I didn't have and all of a sudden I want what I don't have and it's someone elses to have and not yours to give and not mine to long for.

Are you sure you want to be with me, I've nothing to give? (is what you should have said, fair warning should have been given)

I should've said no but I would've said yes. I'll say yes if you ever ask.

Please ask.



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Steve Jobs Says Some Good Shit Sometimes.

"Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes.

The ones who see things differently - they're not fond of rules.

You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them, because they change things.

They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius: because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world...are the ones who do."



He's obviously talking about me. ^^

I have never failed so well-

I am so sick of my life.

I remember that time when I was left behind and that's what every day feels like now. I'm left behind and nobody even notices. I'm running and panting and stumbling to keep up and nobody even waits for me. I hate you all.

I will give you five euro if you wait for me.

They say when you find God and you find the meaning of life everything falls into place and you're all content and calm inside. Well I never found God but I guess he hounded me down but still my life has no meaning and I wish I was dead. I don't think God likes me much.

Only time I speak to God is when I ask him to please let me be dead tomorrow when I wake up. He never even pretends to care though.

This is the return of moi.

Right.

I know I've been dead slow with this blogging shit lately, but that's mainly because I've been...how shall I put it...lazy and bored...

Also I've fallen in love, been gravely disappointed, fallen off love, fallen in love again, realised it's more lust than love, accepted that lust can be more fun than love, so on and on and on. It's a hard knock life, innit, and then you die.

Also today was the day we should've been rapturized (if, indeed, that is a word) and I wasn't, so KINDA disappointed. Stairway to heaven would've been fun-ish but I'm still here. Guess we'll have to see what october brings. ^^

You happy now, Wyer??

=)