I just found this old boxaerobics dvd and thought I'd give it a go, what with me getting so fat and all, but seriously, boxing is for lesbians and aerobics are for people who like to take orders and I'm neither (sorry girls) so none of that, thanks. I'll just stick to drinking wine, me. It's what I do best. Who cares if I'm fat, I have big boobs and a winning personality..
Also, I'm tired of being a redhead, and I made a man and a dog out of Lego today. All in a day. What can I say, my life makes my head spin sometimes.
Ok, here's one of my famous lists. If you're an avid follower you may recognise the formula.
Last book I read: still reading, actually. Kelly Link's "Pretty Monsters". It's awesome and weird.
Last film I watched: oh, some shit let's-glorify-the-war crappy bollocks shit movie called "Brothers". It sucked.
Last song I listened to: Ms Dymanite's "Dy-Na-Mi-Tee" (it's fantabulous).
Last thing I ate: coleslaw with grated cheese.
Last thing I drank: red wine a.k.a. God's gift to humankind.
Last person I got a text message from: Joe. It said "How are you?" to which I replied "Good, ta. You?".
Last person I spoke to on the phone: someone at my son's nursery, telling them he'll be back tomorrow (stomach flu all dealt with).
Last person I spoke to in person: Kiddo. Said "Sleep tight, I love you" (insert naaaaaw here).
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